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Why settle for boring old desktops when this powerhouse does everything? Loaded with fresh features, this is the one computer no Sim should live without. Features for your Sims include:
- AI Companionship
- Chat with AI
- Research novel with AI, or
- Increase value of finished novel
- Build creativity skill
- Research novel without AI
- Write a novel
- Submit to multiple publishers
- Receive publication alerts! Which publisher will choose you?
- Earn money
- Blog Life
- Start at-home job blog
- Charm your fans
- Build Charisma
- Survive crazy fans and trolls
- Surf and Socialize
- Browse the web
- Chat on message boards
- Troll message boards
- Build social media friendships
- Tourney Time
- Enter online-game tournaments
- Compete with neighbors
- Earn cash prizes and bragging rights
- Party or Chill
- Blast your playlist for a music-themed dance party
- Read free best-selling digital books.
- Live Stream
- Stream your obviously awesome gameplay live
- Answer half-baked questions in real-time
- Make a friend
- Enjoy an energy drink that won’t let you down
- Easter Egg Events
- Silly glitches
- Receive chat messages
- And more surprises!
- Meta-Modding
- Create game mods
- Publish them on your website
- Hacker’s Life
- Crack apps
- Hack websites
- Take extra risks for extra rewards
- Don’t get caught
- Job Finder 2.0
- Choose from all careers. Don’t wait for a newspaper listing!
- Design / Sell Apps
- Create and sell apps to different stores
- Improve your skills to keep your app from the bargain bin next to Toilet Flush Simulator 2.
- Operating System Upgrades
- Reduce crashes
- Lower repair bills
- Avoid the Blue Screen of Death.
- Ad Annihilation
- Install ad-blockers, or
- Click pop-ups
- Discover good offers
- Read less-than-good SPAM
- Order products
- Practice Coding
- Build logic skill
- Boost technology interests
- Develop a big ol’ nurrd brain that just might allow you to reply “actually…” in socially acceptable ways.
Mini-Game!
- Play Black Jack for fun!
- Win or lose simoleons for your Sims
- Because playing a game inside another game is clearly the next step for civilization.
- View end-of game stats
- Attitude
- Mute game to play more reserved like a pro
- Play excitedly loud (unmuted) like they own all the air in the room because sometimes that’s just how you roll.
- Career Path? Play well enough and you just might convince yourself this counts as a career, trading honking carpools for glorious daytime pajamas.
- Decision scenarios for the morally flexible.
Feature Requests and Feedback
Plenty of room remains to grow! If you want a brand new feature on this computer, comment below or visit our Discord.
With The Procrastinator 3000, your Sims can work, play, hack, or waste hours like never before!
Other SimSlice Mini-Games Playable Inside The Sims:
- Slice City 2.0: A small bustling city on your lawn with citizens, traffic, crime and everything you’d expect from a busy, growing city that provides Sims with income and incurs expenses.
- Paddy Springs: A small, chilled co-op community of inhabitants growing on your lawn that focuses on nature, wellness, agriculture, and many quirky NPC interactions. Sims collect rent as income and incur expenses.
- Procrastinator 21: A digital “card game” with Black Jack-style rules (no real $) and can be played on the Procrastinator 3000 Computer under Play Game.
- Cluez Mini-Game: A whodunnit interactive mystery game spread across the house or lot. Sims compete with colorful NPCs to find clues, investigate evidence, question suspects, collect tokens, and solve the crime to find out who did it, and with what object. Gameplay settings include Easy, Moderate, and Difficult.
- Choose-Your-Own-Adventures: We have two of these, listed below, where Sims go on off-lot adventures via text dialog popups and encounter situations in which you the player choose the action the Sim takes next, make decisions that uniquely alter the story’s plot path, meet neighbors, new NPCs, and endure (or enjoy) different consequences at each new step.
- The “Hydratemate” Jogger’s Cooler: Run around the world of The Sims, meet people, and have unique adventures each time. Watch your Sim jog past your house regularly, sometimes with “emotional” neighbors, strays, or NPCs chasing close behind because of your choices. Refreshing energy drinks and water included.
- The Grand Plummets Toilet: Explore underground the world of The Sims, make decisions that effect your next discovery, bring home bottom-dweller NPCs, uncover hard truths, and experience scores of mind-bending twists and turns. This object is included in the Zombie Sims cc expansion pack but can be used as a stand-alone object without it.
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